The Offer Board
Three ways to get it done. Pick one.
One-off prices. No monthly fee. Free hosting for life. You own it. Pick the tier that fits how much time you’ve got — an hour you’ll drive, or a day we drive. Nothing in between.
The full Offer Board
All three tiers. Read across.
Every row compared across the three tiers, with a real example of the customer each one was built for. Read it the way you’d read a chalk menu in a pub — prices, what you get, who it’s for. That’s the whole commercial conversation.
| Compare tiers Pricing page, full detail | Self-serve · 001 Single-page £69 One-time · no subs Live within 1 hour | Most Chosen Self-serve · 002 Multi-page £99 One-time · no subs Live within 1 hour | Done-for-you · 003 Bespoke £500 One-time · no subs Delivered by tomorrow |
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| Structure | One long-scroll homepage: hero, services, about, gallery, contact — every section a prospect reads before phoning. | Five pages indexed separately: Home, Services, Gallery, About, Contact. Google ranks each one for the right search. | Whatever the business needs — multi-level menus, case studies, booking funnels, shop pages. No page limit. |
| Who builds it | Five AI-built designs, you pick one in 90 seconds. Don’t like the five? Regenerate a fresh five. | Five AI-built multi-page designs. You pick. Regenerate any time. Each design is a real site, not a template swap. | A human. Specifically, the person who’s already built 333 of these and knows what a kitchen fitter needs to say versus what an accountant needs to say. |
| Copy & photos | You supply the words and pictures. We apply, lay out, style. | You supply per page. We apply, lay out, style each one. | Written for you, sounding like you wrote it. Photos sourced or directed — no obvious stock imagery. |
| Hosting | Free forever. No £22 invoice next month. Ever. | Free forever. No £22 invoice next month. Ever. | Free forever. No £22 invoice next month. Ever. |
| Admin dashboard | Your login. Change text, photos, hours, prices yourself — no developer, no invoice. | Your login. Edit any field on any page. Takes a minute. | Your login. Edit any field on any page. Takes a minute. |
| SEO | LocalBusiness schema, single-page meta, agent-ready markup so Google reads it properly. | Per-page title, meta, H1. Plus LocalBusiness + FAQPage + ItemList schema, sitemap, robots.txt — the full set. | All of the above, plus on-page copy tuned by hand for your category’s search terms. |
| Revisions | Regenerate the five designs as often as you like. Free. | Regenerate the five designs as often as you like. Free. If none ever land, refund. | Two full rounds included. Anything that needs tweaking, we tweak. |
| Priority support | Email inbox, two-business-day turnaround. | Email inbox, two-business-day turnaround. | First 30 days — direct line to the builder. Same-day on weekdays. |
| Delivery | ~60 minutes from payment. Live URL, admin login, Google-ready. | ~60 minutes from payment. Live URL, admin login, Google-ready. | Brief before 5pm, preview link by 10am next business day. Weekend briefs deliver Monday. |
| Example fit | Rhys, gas engineer, Caerphilly. Services, service area, phone, six job photos. Sat down Sunday, online by the news. | Sarah, osteopath, Cheltenham. Treatments, about, gallery, booking link, FAQ on common pain questions. Page 1 for “Cheltenham osteopath” four weeks later. | Gavin, accountant, Stevenston. Quoted £4,000 by a local agency. Paid £500 here on Thursday, site in his inbox Friday. Copy that reads like he wrote it himself. |
| Small print | Upgrade any time — pay £30, keep the admin login, get the extra pages. | Upgrade to done-for-you later — pay £401, a human rebuilds from your existing content. | Weekends included: Friday brief delivers Monday morning. Mobile speed score ≥ 90, guaranteed. |
| Start £69 | Start £99 | Start £500 |
Every tier: one payment, hosting forever, admin dashboard, mobile-ready, schema-marked, agent-readable. Nothing behind a paywall. Nothing on a renewal cycle. The FAQ answers the rest.
Optional
Bolt-ons, if you want them. Skip, if you don’t.
Each is optional. Tick at checkout, or add from the admin any time you’re ready. Nothing auto-renews without you knowing.
Ecommerce pack
+£49 one-time
Products, cart, Stripe checkout straight into your own account. Bookings calendar for appointments. Newsletter signup with the inbox in your admin.
Booking / Quiz
+£29 one-time
A bookings calendar on its own, or an interactive lead-qualifier quiz that drops answered enquiries straight into your inbox.
Custom domain
+£15 / year
A “.co.uk” or “.com”, SSL and DNS managed, renewed automatically. Hosting stays free. The only recurring line on your books.
How we compare
Not Wix. Not an agency. Not Fiverr.
The five places a small-business owner usually ends up, and what each one actually costs by the end of year one. Read across a row.
| Route | GetMeOnlineFast | Wix / Squarespace | Local agency | Fiverr freelancer | Facebook page |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Upfront cost | £69 – £500 once | £0 trial — then £12–£23/mo forever | £2,500 – £5,000 | £50 – £400 | £0 (and it shows) |
| 12-month total | £69 – £500 | £264 minimum, climbing | £2,500+ | £50 – £400 | £0 |
| Live by | 1 hour / tomorrow morning | Whenever you finish DIY-ing it | 4 – 12 weeks of email threads | 1 – 3 weeks, variable quality | Already live, already invisible |
| SEO built-in | Per-page schema, indexed day one | Basic, plug-in dependent | Usually billed separately | Rolls the dice | No |
| Admin to edit later | Your own login, included | Yes — that’s the whole product | CMS if you paid for one | Depends on the freelancer | Facebook editor |
| Looks like a pro site | Yes — 333 live proofs | If you’re a designer yourself | Usually yes | Coin flip | No — that’s the problem |
Frequently asked
Questions we get. Straight answers.
What’s the actual difference between self-service and done-for-you?
Self-service is a tool you drive. You type a paragraph about the business, five AI-built designs appear, you pick one, it’s live in an hour. Done-for-you is a person driving instead. You send what you’ve got, a human hand-builds overnight, you wake up to a finished site. Same hosting, same admin, same quality. Who’s at the keyboard is the only difference.
Is there a subscription I have to pay every month?
No. You pay once. Hosting forever, admin forever. The only optional ongoing cost is a custom domain at £15/year — and even that’s optional, because every site ships with a free getmeonlinefast.com sub-domain by default. Compare with Wix at £264/year minimum, climbing.
Do you only work with tradespeople? I’m running a (café / clinic / accountancy / padel centre).
Any UK owner-operator, 1–15 people. Today’s pipeline is roughly 37% kitchen fitters, 17% builders, 13% physios, 11% bathroom fitters, 10% plumbers — and a climbing share of accountants, padel centres, furniture stores, cafés, therapists, coaches. The only thing that doesn’t fit is national chains. If you sign your own cheques, it’s for you.
What if I hate the AI designs?
You pick from five. If none of them work, you get a fresh five. Still none? Another five. If after all that nothing lands, you can upgrade to the £500 done-for-you tier and pay only the difference, or take a refund. Nobody ends up with a site they hate.
Will Google actually find it?
Yes. LocalBusiness schema, per-page meta descriptions, FAQPage markup, clean heading hierarchy, fast loading — the whole checklist, by default. Most customers rank on page 1 for “[town] + [category]” inside 30 days. Not guaranteed. Common.
Stop thinking about it. Pick a tier. Get it done.An hour from now or by morning.
Payment via Stripe. Admin login in your inbox five minutes after. Most self-serve sites live inside the hour. The decision is on this page — the rest is already built.
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